PREHISTORIC SHARK: MEGALODON
Megalodon is an extinct species of shark that lived 1.5 million years ago and as you can probably tell from the above pictures it was HUGE, here are some few facts
- It’s teeth were over 7 inches long
- It’s bite can deliver from 10.2-18.6 tons of force, enough to crush a prehistoric whale’s skull like a grape
- It feasted on prehistoric whales, dolphins, squids, fish, and even giant turtles
- It’s fossils have been found all over the world
- No one knows why it went extinct
if magic isn’t real then how do you explain
It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate
no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand
it’s not that i’m not a “morning person” i love mornings
i’m just not a “waking up person”
Gumdrops, chocolates, cookies, ice cream and stuff.
its called fashion, look it up
Just a quick reminder to anyone having a bad day that Karkat Vantas reads trashy romance novels.
Like, the type of novels you buy second-hand at the grocery store for a dollar with a picture of shirtless Fabio on the cover.
For anyone who has never picked up one of these books out of curiosity, it is basically porn for menopausal women. It follows a cliche romance with a love interest with no flaws whatsoever and always has random sex scenes described in flowery prose.
So yes, Karkat Vantas reads the troll equivalent of Fifty Shades of Gray. Karkat Vantas has in his possession various books of similar stature.
And if that doesn’t put a smile on your face, I don’t know what will.
Thank you for your time.
it worked, holy shit
for my followers who are werewolves
for my followers who are dating werewolves
to all my followers that want to avoid werewolves
for all my followers who want to become werewolves
for all my followers who hunt werewolves
seeing pictures of ur favorite characters like
Videogames are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies
For example, on the dragon age, you can have friends and money
I would have gotten more if he had stayed asleep
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”