Did You Know? Brad Bird, the writer and director of The Incredibles, based each of the characters powers on family archetypes. “The dad is always expected in the family to be strong, so i made him strong. The moms are always pulled in a million different directions, so I made her stretch like taffy. Teenagers…are insecure and defensive, so I made her turn invisible and turn on shields. Ten-year-old boys are hyperactive energy balls. And babies are unrealized potential,” says Bird
Yea that’s all great but where is my fucking sequel
(￣▽￣)ノ - we don’t talk but hi~
(●⌒∇⌒●) - you fab, senpai
(◕‿◕✿) - you’re cute
o(╥﹏╥)o - you make me nervous
(´ε｀ )♡ - i want to kiss you
ヽ(‘ ∇‘ )ノ - i want to hug you
ヾ(-_-;) - you’re annoying
(>д<) - why won’t you notice me???
(¬д¬。) - i don’t like you, go away
(*´ｪ｀*) - i’m too shy to talk to you…
(´･ω･`) - ((anything you want to say/ask))
WHO’S THE GOOD HACKER NOW, SOLLUX? THAT’S RIGHT. COWER IN FEAR OF MY FRESH DISPLAY OF HACKING EXPERTISE. I CAN HEAR THE KNOCKING OF YOUR SCRAWNY KNEES AS THEY CLACK TOGETHER AND YOU UNLEASH AN ALMIGHTY SHIT INTO YOUR UNDERGARMENTS. HAHAHA. BEAT THAT, CAPTOR.
niice try dumba22. next tiime try not two leave your 2elfiie2 on your hu2ktop. 2omeone miight download them for tiime2 liike the2e.
I’M SORRY I COULDN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE TAPPING OF MY FINGERS ON THE KEYBOARD, DUE TO MY AWESOME HACKING SKILLS WHICH ARE OBVIOUSLY WAY BETTER THAN YOURS
ii’m 2hutteriing iin your greatne22 kk. ii apologiize for attemptiing two 2hiine 2o boldly agaiin2t you a2 mad-2kiill2 hacker. ii have clearly fallen viictiim two your iincrediible hackiing 2kiill2. ii beg you two have mercy on my 2oul.
THERE WILL BE NO MERCY UNTIL YOU ADMIT THAT I AM BETTER THAN YOU IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE AND ALWAYS WILL BE. HOW DO YOU FEEL, KNOWING THAT EVERYONE AROUND YOU IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU AND THAT I TOOK TIME PERSONALLY OUT OF MY DAY JUST TO SHOW YOU WHAT A HORRIBLE, PUS LEAKING NOOK TEAR YOU REALLY ARE. YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT I AM HERE TO KEEP YOUR OVERCONFIDENT ASS FROM EMBARRASSING ITSELF ANY FURTHER. BUT BEFORE YOU LEAVE WITH YOUR HEAD BOWED AND SHOULDERS LOWERED, ALLOW ME TO OFFER YOU A STEAMING PORTION OF THE FRESH PLATTER OF FUCK YOU THAT I JUST COOKED UP. DINNER IS FUCKING SERVED, BITCH.
ii wiill 2ay thii2 for a 2econd tiime… do not leave your pathetiic 2elfiie2 on your hu2ktop and then a2k me two fiix iit becau2e you were two 2tupiid two do iit for your2elf. ii do iit for free becau2e laughter liike thii2 ii2 payment enough. eat my piixel2.
WHILE YOU WERE BUSY PULLING UP THE PHOTOS OF ME THAT YOU HAVE BEEN COLLECTING, DUE TO YOUR WEIRD OBSESSION WITH ME, I WAS BUSY HACKING INTO YOUR HUSKTOP CAMERA. IT SEEMS LIKE YOU ARE RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS, TAINT LICK. REACHING INTO THE CONFINES OF YOUR HUSKTOP’S MEMORY TO PULL OUT PHOTOS THAT REQUIRED ABSOLUTELY NO HACKING AT ALL OBVIOUSLY PROVES THAT I AM THE BETTER HACKER. AND IF YOU WANT TO ARGUE OTHERWISE, BE PREPARED TO POLISH MY HEAVING BULGE WITH YOUR TEARS, YOU BOILING PILE OF ASS PHLEGM.
Can this get #6etter?
When an American hears the degrees in Celsius
When everyone else hears the degrees in Fahrenheit
oh my god
Final version, oh god I toyed a lot with the layers.
Me during tests
domino’s pizza saw the chance and they took it
Okay, new Tumblr rule
if any of you lot ever invent time travel, you have to bring these two with you to Ancient Greece and Roman Empire
and read them to people or pass them around
so they become well known and in centuries, grow into a myth or a legend
and we grow up thinking that the story might have happened and he was a great hero from the past
but imagine it could become a religion
why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once
Just finished this smaller version of “Divine Playground”. SOLD